So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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