porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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