did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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