the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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