Kiss
Puke
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
