I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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