so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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