i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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