google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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