we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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