No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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