I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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