you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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