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I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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