No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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