I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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