It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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