Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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