He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
My vagina just clenched in fear
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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