We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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