That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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