can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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