The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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