have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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