Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
As shirtless as possible
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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