In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
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