This girl is more easily done than said...
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Randomize
