Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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