Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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