Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
