NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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