She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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