the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I think people are normalizing furries
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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