I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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