almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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