I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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