i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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