Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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