Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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