matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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