ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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