just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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