yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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