god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
All I want is dick and wine.
Randomize
