I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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