I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
time to smoke my breakfast
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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