If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Randomize
