he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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