nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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