I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
These tits shall not be calmed
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